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A German, a Frenchman and a Polack were traveling across Europe by foot. They came to a farmhouse in Czechoslovakia and thought they would ask for a night of rest.

The Czech farmer agreed to give them both refreshment and room for the night. He told them he had room for only two in the house. The third would have to sleep in the barn with the animals.

After drawing straws, the German was sent to the barn. About thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the back door, and groaning with his aching bones, the farmer left his bed to answer the beckoning. It was the German!

"Ich schlafe nicht mit Schweine!" (I don't sleep with pigs!) The poor farmer sighed and told the German to work it out with his friends and went back to bed.

The Frenchman lost the next straw contest and resided to the barn. Once again, everyone settled for a night of sleep when a heavy pounding came on the back door.

Growling and grumbling all the way to the door, the farmer opened it and there stood the Frenchman.

"Je ne dors pas avec des vaches!" (I don't sleep with cows!) Drawing a long breath, the farmer tells him to work it out with the other two. He was retiring again.

The Polack was then forced to go to the barn. Fifteen minutes later, a tremendous pounding came on the back door. The poor old farmer grabbed his shotgun and headed for the door. He flung it open...only to find the cows and pigs standing there in protest.